Foo-union

Ozzie and Jada have been a little bored, missing the days when life was more exciting.

“Remember the glory days, Jada?”

Ozzie dreams of when he was cool.

“I used to be edgy. Now I’m just fluffy.”

Ozzie persuades Jada to try on their wardrobe from the old days.

“We look great…but something is missing.”

They know what they need to do.

“I think I hear the Foos! They need me!”

The band is back together.

“It’s the Foos and Friend Reunion Tour!”

Wardrobe Updates

Ozzie, a longtime fan of hair bands (for obvious reasons) was thrilled to discover his new “rebel outlaw” t-shirt from the Bret Michaels’ Pets Rock collection at PetSmart for roughly 90% off its original price. That venture may not be working so well for Bret…

“I was very happy to find an outfit that expresses my philosophy of life and is also a good value.”

Jada, on the other hand, rejected the collection, which includes tiny pleather minidresses and skull-printed bandanas, for fear of being mistaken for a groupie or, worse, a canine of questionable taste. She choose a simple sundress instead.

“Understated elegance is always in fashion. And I don’t care about the cost–it’s not like the AmEx has my name on it.”