Foo-versary

Today marks one year since Jada embarked on her new life as a pet. She didn’t care for it at first.

"I am in a pen inside a fence. Retirement is overrated."

She was deeply not happy.

"Sarah McLaughlin should be singing a sad song about me."

Eventually, she began to adjust to pet-hood.

"Sometimes this way of life is relaxing."

And she got even better at it.

"Yep. Relaxing."

When Ozzie arrived, she stopped missing her old life.

"Every dog needs a dog of her own."

She celebrated her one-year anniversary in style.

"It's good to be queen."

She and Ozzie had a party.

"If we had lips, we could have noisemakers."

Special snacks were served.

 

The Foos were very excited.

"We have never had frosting."

They decided to try for more.

"It appears we are rewarded for sacrificing our once-considerable dignity. This should get us a steak."