Foo fashion

Ozzie and Jada both enjoy being fashionable. Sometimes they practice posing.

"It's a walk-off!"

"I can do it better."

They like dressing for holidays–for Halloween, they got new t-shirts.

"These are nice, but I think we deserve something a little more upscale."

"This is more like it."

Being fashion-forward means taking some risks.

"Maybe not."

Between holidays, they focus on accessorizing.

"Does Anna Wintour know about us?"

They’re getting ready for Christmas now, with matching party outfits.

"Color coordination is so important."

They have their limits, though. They do not appreciate exploitation of their resemblance to reindeer.

"We know where you sleep."

A day in the life of the Foos

The Foos typically have a very busy schedule.

Fitness is important to Jada, and she begins her day with a run.

"Those greyhounds have nothing on me."

Ozzie is more concerned with selecting his outfit for the day.

"An ascot is the perfect touch. I don't know why they've gone out of style."

After her run, Jada takes a quick shower…

"la la la la....laa...la la."

 

…and then they run their errands.

"We prefer organic kibble."

Then it’s naptime.

"We need to get a king size."

After their nap, they might play…

"I hope we get more toys for Christmas. This sharing thing gets old."

…or read.

"Let's read the new Stephen King."

Bad choice. Now they need to sleep with a night light.

"What was that noise??"

How the Foo Foo Hounds got their name

Every morning, the foos spend some time in their outdoor pen before being let out into the big yard to play. Getting out of the pen is their favorite thing.

"Set us freeeeeeeeeeeeee...."

When this doesn’t happen fast enough to suit them, they try various techniques to get their way. They try persuasion…

"Let us out. It'll be fun."

…demands…

"You. OUT. Now."

…and enthusiasm.

"barkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkBARKBARKBARKbarkbarkbark. Barkbark."

This last reminds me of old movies when a bunch of people were going fox hunting and someone in tweed, on a horse, would yell “release the hounds!” and a pack of frenzied dogs would charge through a gate. Except a hound is defined as “A domestic dog of any of various breeds commonly used for hunting, characteristically having drooping ears, a short coat, and a deep resonant voice.”

"We don't identify with that community."

Ozzie and Jada wanted a name that acknowledged their persistent and insistent natures but was more representative of their fluffy selves.

"Foofoo hounds works, but our friends just call us The Foos."

The arrival of Ozzie

Jada returned to her family home to visit with her nephew and ask him to come to her new place.

The discussion went well.

They arrive at their new home and frolic in the backyard.

"Yayyyyyyyy!"

Jada is especially thrilled.

"My hero."

Suddenly, Ozzie realizes he has no idea what he has gotten himself into.

"Uh-oh."

But he’s not much of a worrier, and recovers quickly.

Jada smiles. They are a pack.

Jada, on her own

Jada began her new life as an only dog in the spring of 2011. Her family was sad to see her leave.

They waved goodbye.

Her new home was imposing.

It was lonely, and too quiet.

Her bed was too small.

"Really?!"

And the decor was alarming.

"Sacrificial altar? Or just bad taste?"

She was not happy.

")(*&^%$#%^^^!!!"

The Adventures of Two Reluctant Pets

The past four years have been a stressful and chaotic time for nearly everyone I know at this stage of middle life. There have been personal and financial losses, career upheavals, and a general sense of angst and uncertainty.

My solution?

Get a dog. How much trouble could it be?

I have always loved Shetland Sheepdogs—I had one when I was a kid. His name was Robin, and he was a reject from the show ring. His lineage was right, but his temperament was wrong. He may have been too twitchy for Westminster, but he was perfect to me. He has always been the standard against which I measured all potential pets. None came close.

Three decades after he died, I got the opportunity to acquire another Sheltie, from the same breeder who had raised Robin. But this one wasn’t a puppy, or a show ring reject—she was a champion, now retired at age 6 after reaching the height of her profession and giving birth to puppies who would follow in her perfectly groomed pawsteps.

Meet Jada

Jada, tiny and delicate, hated me when she first arrived. I took her from a world where she had lived happily in a climate-controlled barn with her pack of fancy friends to an empty house where she spent 12 hours a day alone, and another few hours with me—the stranger who had ruined her life. Jada ate reluctantly, and played not at all. Mostly she looked droopy and vaguely accusatory.

She needed a dog.

Meet Ozzie

Ozzie is Jada’s nephew, also a retired champion. Ozzie is pretty big, very bold, and full of enthusiasm. He spends his days running, leaping, and twirling. Ozzie is a tiny bit insane. But his joyful temperament is irresistible, and his Aunt Jada became a very happy dog the minute he moved in.