A New Foo: The Arrival of Piper

Although the Foos have been very quiet lately, they had a busy year. They went to New England to pick up a new family member.

"Why can't she just take the bus? We hate the NY Thruway."

“Why can’t she just take the bus? We hate the NY Thruway.”

They saw many of their relatives, including some very new ones. Jada does not acknowledge the existence of anything that may be even cuter than she is.

"Bah."

“Bah.”

Then they saw Piper, Ozzie’s sister and Jada’s niece, whom they had not seen in many years.

"I am quite happy where I am. Nice seeing you again. Go away now."

“I am quite happy where I am. Nice seeing you again. Go away now.”

She quickly adjusted to life in the Foo House.

"At last, an opportunity to write my memoir. I will call it "Furry & Fussy: The Diary of a Showdog."

“At last, an opportunity to write my memoir. I will call it “Furry & Fussy: The Diary of a Showdog.”

She liked her new sleeping accommodations.

"Aunt Jada is softer than gravel."

“Aunt Jada is softer than gravel.”

And learned to show off her fashionable side.

"Call me Piper O."

“Call me Piper O.”

After some initial reluctance, the Foos are a happy trio.

"We are a united front. And we have some demands we'd like to talk to you about."

“We are a united front. And we have some demands we’d like to talk to you about.”

 

 

Wardrobe Updates

Ozzie, a longtime fan of hair bands (for obvious reasons) was thrilled to discover his new “rebel outlaw” t-shirt from the Bret Michaels’ Pets Rock collection at PetSmart for roughly 90% off its original price. That venture may not be working so well for Bret…

“I was very happy to find an outfit that expresses my philosophy of life and is also a good value.”

Jada, on the other hand, rejected the collection, which includes tiny pleather minidresses and skull-printed bandanas, for fear of being mistaken for a groupie or, worse, a canine of questionable taste. She choose a simple sundress instead.

“Understated elegance is always in fashion. And I don’t care about the cost–it’s not like the AmEx has my name on it.”